Mark's 11am Monologue.
The Mark Simone Show
iHeartRadio and Mark Simone
4.3 • 694 Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
Tiger Woods has had 2 DUI's so far, and it's becoming a problem for him. How come he doesn't have a private driver? Mark explains. Airports are starting to get better, with long lines due to TSA agents not showing up to work after the Government Shutdown left them unpaid. Teens getting addicted to Facebook or social media may not be a huge issue. Cory Booker is being asked about running for President, and his answer may shock you.
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| 0:00.0 | He's Mr. New York, Mark Simone, on 710 W-O-R. |
| 0:10.3 | Well, it's going to be 80 degrees today, a beautiful day in New York. |
| 0:14.4 | We've got lots to get to this hour. |
| 0:16.7 | So Tiger Woods, I don't know what he's going to happen here. |
| 0:22.6 | He's got a real problem here. |
| 0:24.6 | He's been picked up for, it's not drunk driving. |
| 0:28.3 | It's driving on drugs, medication that made him impaired. |
| 0:32.5 | It's not the first time. |
| 0:34.7 | It's in Florida. |
| 0:35.9 | He's a powerful guy in Florida. I don't know. It's going to be tough. |
| 0:39.8 | He's going to have to stay out of jail. Normally, you'd get locked up. Maybe not first offense |
| 0:45.0 | and maybe not if you're a big famous beloved guy like Tiger Woods. But if it's the third time, |
| 0:51.3 | fourth time, you're going to have a problem. And he's got a problem here. |
| 0:56.7 | Now, his, remember his first wife, Alin Nordigran, that beautiful blonde first wife, |
| 1:05.1 | when she's the one that caused the first crash, she found some stuff on his phone, apparently him carrying on with other women. |
| 1:14.7 | I mean, really graphics, it really got her crazy, and she chased him out of the house. |
| 1:19.1 | With a golf club, she's chasing him with a golf club. |
| 1:21.9 | Imagine that? |
| 1:23.2 | The irony, the guy gets killed with a golf club by his own wife. |
| 1:26.3 | But he jumps in the car |
| 1:28.4 | backs up the like 80 miles an hour down the driveway hits a tree hits a fire hydrant that was |
| 1:34.7 | the first accident she caused so then there've been a lot of accidents since but the first wife |
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