Mark's 11am Monologue.

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🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Tonight is the first game of the regular NFL season between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Dallas Cowboys! Don't look at your phone when you're sitting on the toilet-- Mark explains why you shouldn't do it!

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0:00.0	He knows his way around all this.
0:03.8	It's the Marks Among show on 710 W.O.R.
0:09.9	Well, so there's football tonight. Thursday night.
0:14.9	It'll be the Cowboys versus the Eagles.
0:16.7	Wait a minute.
0:17.4	Are you telling me this is not preseason?
0:22.8	This is opening night?
0:26.0	This is opening week.
0:28.1	Tonight's football game is not preseason.
0:30.4	It's a regular season game.
0:32.3	All these Sunday games.
0:33.4	Look at all these Sunday games.
0:34.3	September 7th.
0:36.1	These are all week one, regular season.
0:39.6	How the hell did this happen?
0:41.3	Is football season?
0:43.4	This is the most upsetting thing of all.
0:45.5	You know, first it's Labor Day.
0:46.8	You can't believe.
0:47.5	Oh, my God, it's Labor Day.
0:49.6	You go into Starbucks.
0:50.8	There's two big menus up there.
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