It's Mr. New York, Mark Simone on 710 W-O-R.

Well, it's hour number two.

You know, during the news, I go get coffee.

I go down there and I go this way, which means you've got to walk by the newsroom

where there's all kinds of anchors sitting there. And they're mostly women. It's all women, except for Jeff McKinney. I mean, all women. Now, normally, when it's all guys in a newsroom, it's tough to walk by because they got popcorn, potato chips, pretzels, tons of sandwiches. Normally, when it's women, it's fine because you don't, you know, you don't get tempted. There's just salads and carrots and stuff. These women, you ever see what they have lying out there on that table? They got brownies. There's a big box of brownies. There's tons of cookies. There's candy. And they're all thin. I don't get it at at all I don't know what's going on over there

so you know you're trying to be good so you got my little banana there that's all I'm going to

eat now I walk by there and see all that stuff they should be required to put up a partition

or something so nobody sees all this stuff you just get hungry looking at it

oh okay here's the big news.

Now, election-wise, Chris Christie will announce tomorrow.

You are going to see the news media give him a lot of space.

They're going to want him to attack Trump.

He's going to call Trump every name in the world.

Now, why is Chris Christie getting in the race?

Nobody likes this guy in his own state.

He left New Jersey with like 15% approval rating.

You remember Bridgegate?

That's all going to come up again.

And you remember the picture of him looking like a big fat whale sitting on the beach

in that cheap little beach chair that he

brought you remember those beach pictures and then everybody made memes putting him with that

look into every different kind of photograph you could put him so those are all going to come back

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