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The Mark Simone Show

Mark's 11:00 am Monologue

The Mark Simone Show

iHeartRadio and Mark Simone

News

4.3695 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2024

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

A Barry Manilow residency could be coming to NYC. The Yankees have rescheduled today’s game because of the eclipse. The worst buildings to be in during an earthquake are made of brick and mortar.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Mark Simone.

0:01.0

Can't deny it, he is Mr. New York.

0:04.0

On 710 W.O.R.

0:06.0

Well, hey, on the air Friday, we had an earthquake.

0:12.0

On the air today, we got an eclipse.

0:14.0

I can't wait to see what happens tomorrow.

0:17.0

Hey, that earthquake, there were aftershocks.

0:20.0

They sang about 20 aftershocks.

0:21.5

I didn't feel a single one of them because we didn't even feel the earthquake here.

0:24.9

Over there, that side of the building they felt.

0:27.2

I didn't feel it here.

0:29.5

So, hey, just one thing about the earthquake.

0:33.1

You know, they've always told you for years.

0:35.6

The safest place is under a door jam.

0:39.3

That's the strongest part of your house or building under a door jam.

0:44.6

Well, they have to put a big asterisk on that now.

0:48.3

Apparently, now the reason that all started years ago, a million years ago, after an earthquake,

0:53.4

they've noticed the only thing

0:54.3

is still standing.

0:55.1

When it was a serious earthquake knocked down the building, the door jam was still standing,

0:59.6

because that was the strongest part of the house.

1:01.6

Still is in most cases, but I have to put an asterisk on that whole thing.

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