Mark's 11:00 am Monologue

The Mark Simone Show

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🗓️ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

The KC Chiefs have asked Taylor Swift not to show up for the Super Bowl parade. Liberal D.A.s are responsible for countless murders around the country. Tom Brady signed a 379-million-dollar contract to broadcast football games.

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0:00.0	Mr. New York.
0:04.7	It's Mark Simone on 710 W-O-R.
0:09.9	Well, hey, it's Valentine's Day today.
0:13.1	Big night in restaurants.
0:14.6	They're all booked like crazy.
0:16.3	Now, you think this is a great night for restaurants.
0:18.4	They actually hate Valentine's Day.
0:20.4	It's a difficult night for restaurants because it's only tables of two, or what they call
0:26.7	in the restaurant business, deuses.
0:29.0	No tables for four, no tables for six, just tables for two.
0:32.8	So most restaurants have a few of those, and they've got a big tables for four and five and six everywhere.
0:38.6	They have to get rid of all those.
0:40.0	They have to redo the whole restaurant, so it's just tables of two that often means having to go out and rent furniture and all this.
0:47.4	And then they usually do a special Valentine's Day menu, which is not that special.
0:54.0	If it was that special, they'd have it every night.
0:55.8	So it's a strange night in restaurants.
0:58.1	It's also Ash Wednesday today, so it kind of confuses the whole thing.
1:03.2	Also, you're not supposed to eat chocolate, lent.
1:04.9	I don't know.
1:05.5	It's very confusing this year.
1:10.1	So you just heard on the news, Kansas City Chief's big victory parade.
1:13.6	They've asked Taylor Swift not to come because of security concerns.
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