well so uh every candy has to be woke now you have you joe barth have you've seen that

orio's commercial now with the gay uh gay this gay that yeah exactly it's just a cookie

why do you have to say anything in the commercial about anything sexual or lifestyle or whatever?

I don't know.

If I'm a little kid and I see this commercial, it might stop me from wanting a cookie.

I just want a cookie.

I don't want to get involved in any political movement.

I don't want to get involved in any PC thing about it.

So now Cracker Jack is

announced they're coming out with Cracker Jills. You know, do kids still eat Cracker Jack anyway? Is that

still popular? Yeah, I think so, yeah. I haven't seen a box of Cracker Jack in decades, but I

got to go get a box just to see what's in. What's in it? Do they still have that prize in it? Sure. They do? Yeah, but when I was a kid, the prize, it came in a little packet. You'd rip it open, and it was a cheapest little piece of metal, like a little metal something. You're right? It was like a little metal. Yeah. I don't think they upgraded these things. Oh, they bet. I mean, you know, it was like a little metal, like those pieces you use on a monopoly board, little metal top hat, a little metal baseball bat, a little, you can't give that to a kid today. It better be something. It better be a thumb drive or something.

You better have a real prize in there for a kid today.

So these Cracker Jills...

So, I mean, all these can't...

Why do these corporations get involved?

Cracker Jack is owned by Frito Le, which is owned by Pepsi.

So this is Pepsi.

Now look at Coca-Cola with the All-Star Game and all that.

I mean, it always backfires.

It doesn't help a corporation.

Stay the hell out of this stuff.

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