It's Mark Simone.

Mr. New York on 710 W.O.R.

Well, hey, coming up today, 1 o'clock, Joe Biden will address the nation on the horrible situation in Israel.

Now, this is going to be a written speech short, as all Biden's speeches are, and he'll

do that. He's got the two voices, the screaming voice and the whisper. I would imagine it'll be

the screaming voice. The speech is not the tough part for him. In fact, that he's speaking today

means we'll have video tomorrow to put up on the web page

the tough part for him is when the speech is over

trying to figure out where to go

which way to go

he gets totally lost

he's on the stage

and he turns and walks this way

and then they yell at him

no no no the other way

and then he turns the other way

then he looks completely lost

then he shakes hands with nobody nobody's there, and he's trying to shake hands. And as Trump pointed, you see that Trump speech a couple weeks ago where he pointed, he was on a strange stage, Trump speaking at a place he'd never been before. He said, I don't know this stage, but on that side there's nothing. And on that side, there's a staircase going down.

So I assume you go down the stairs.

That's how you get off.

Biden can't figure this out.

And then this will be, I'm sure, a written speech, no ad-libbing, no questions.

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