he's got the skinny before you see it online mark simone on seven 10 w o r hey we got a lot to get to

we'll get to daniel penny in the pardon we'll get to um andrew combeau we've got new problems we'll get to

well we've got a lot to talk about we're having terrible technical problems the coffee machine is broken

i don't know what the hell we're going to do. The good one in the kitchen down there. And there's another one

that it's one of those that can make anything. Espresso, cappuccino, it can make latte,

can make this. But if you want a cup of coffee, nobody can figure. We've got the top

engineers of the world. They can't figure out how to work that machine. It's got 6,000 knobs, and so we'll try to get through this. Luckily, the newsroom has their own coffee machine. We can use that as a backup. Now, the other thing is, sick of being told what to do. You know, first Thanksgiving. Okay, that's fine. That's a great day.

Give thanks. The next day, it's Black Friday. You have to go to the mall. You have to buy stuff. It's Black Friday. Okay, I'll live with that. But then the next day, it's Small Business Saturday. Now you've got to go to a small business. Every day, they're telling you what to do. Yesterday it was Cyber Monday.

Do you know that today it's Giving Tuesday?

You're supposed to do. Yesterday it was Cyber Monday. Do you know that today it's giving Tuesday?

You're supposed to donate. Hey, I'll donate whatever day I want. Stop telling me what to do.

Tomorrow I declare a special day. Let's all celebrate. Tomorrow is don't tell me what the hell to do Wednesday.

I'll decide what I want to do.

Hey, by the way, tomorrow is the lighting of the Christmas tree, Rockefeller Center.

So it's going to be an absolute traffic nightmare in Manhattan tomorrow afternoon.

Just remember that even today, they say it's a gridlock day.

There'll be a lot of those Christmas season.

All those people are here wandering around looking at all the Christmas decorations already.

So just beware.

You know, usually Monday's a little quiet Manhattan.

It was packed everywhere yesterday.

So, hey, we'll get to the pardon.

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