Mark's 10:00 am Monologue
The Mark Simone Show
iHeartRadio and Mark Simone
4.3 • 694 Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2023
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Mr. New York, Mark Simone on W-O-R. |
| 0:05.0 | Hey, we've got lots to get to today. It's Valentine's Day. Hey, you know, it's also 35 days until spring. Do you know that spring training begins tomorrow? Pitchers and catchers? Tomorrow. That's it. You're almost through this winter uh and daylight saving time in just about uh about |
| 0:23.2 | less than four weeks a lot of good news uh now the bad news and Nikki Haley jumps in the race |
| 0:30.1 | we'll explain what's wrong with Nikki Haley and we'll get to the other candidates uh Joe Biden and |
| 0:34.9 | his balloon blunders we'll get to inflation up we'll get to the Super Bowl ratings. They're out. Kathy Hokel and a whole lot more. So, hey, Joe Bartlett, have you ever seen Joe Biden look any sillier than he has with this balloon? No, it's crazy. Why is he so silent? He is absolutely nuts. I mean, he's an old-fashioned |
| 0:57.4 | sleazeball politician. Everything is tricks and gimmicks and con people and say stuff. But when you |
| 1:03.3 | got a real management crisis, this guy, remember, people forget, this guy's got no management |
| 1:08.0 | experience of any kind. You never run anything. He's never managed anything. He's never been an executive of any kind. So he has no clue as how to do that job. He's just a guy who knows how to say the right thing, the wrong thing, con people, trick people, put on that big fake smile. That's all he knows. So this balloon thing, and it's a relatively simple problem, |
| 1:28.6 | it's not like he's trying to land a man on the moon. There's a balloon floating up there. |
| 1:34.1 | It's not that complicated. You know, if Donald Trump were president, a balloon would have been |
| 1:40.4 | shot down the first second. He would have made six of the greatest balloon speeches you ever saw. |
| 1:45.8 | He would have come out the next day, been gone live on television from an Air Force base with a 6,000-foot balloon just to show China what he had. |
| 1:55.3 | So Biden spends days telling the nation the reason he didn't shoot it down is you can't shoot it down |
| 2:04.8 | over land that can't be done it's just too risky can't shoot it down over land then this |
| 2:10.7 | weekend he shuts shoots down 40 balloons over land he shoots down metal objects he shoots down |
| 2:15.5 | everything he sees right over land apparently now it's it's not a problem. Then the other thing, well, why did you shoot it down over land? |
| 2:22.9 | Why did you shoot it down so fast? Well, this was flying at 30,000, it was a threat to air traffic. |
| 2:30.6 | Well, then why wasn't the big, huge balloon, a threat to air traffic? You said that was no threat to anybody. So have you ever seen anybody look like a bigger liar over one simple thing? No. Well, you know, I think they're trying to distract us with this alien stuff. Yeah, they're trying to get you on to the question. Is are these aliens first of all they're aliens he let |
| 2:51.2 | him right in this guy loves any illegal aliens this that's how bad this guy's not bad enough |
| 2:56.0 | we got people pouring over the southern border now they're coming from outer space this guy |
| 2:59.5 | let anybody in they're coming from 50 light years away because they heard you get a free room at |
| 3:06.0 | the watson hotel they heard you get a free room at the Watson Hotel. |
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