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Mark Patterson Pt2 | What The F**k's Vermouth?

Undr The Cosh

Undr The Cosh Ltd

Comedy, Sports, Soccer

4.84.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Mark Patterson is back for part 2. Talking about his time at Bolton, Sheffield Utd, Bury, Southend and almost Burnley, Including Yards of ale, snow days, Magaluf punch and, what The F**k's Vermouth?  Get involved in our Who Knows Wins league each week ➡ http://wkw.page.link/EZEG Get yourself of a copy of Mark's book Old School ➡️ https://www.whsmith.co.uk/products/old-school-the-mark-patterson-story/mark-patterson/kevin-ohara/paperback/9781908847256.html _________________________________________ 🎧 Full episode available to listen & download now: 🟢 Spotify - https://spoti.fi/2AuMHUJ​​​​​​​​​​ 🍏 Apple Podcasts - https://apple.co/3d3TDFy​​​​​​​​​​ ____________________________________________________________________ 🐦 TWITTER: https://twitter.com/undrTheCosh​​​​​​... 📸 INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/undrthecosh​... 𝗳 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/undrthecosh​​​... 🎟 Tickets for the upcoming live shows ➡️ www.undrthecosh.com Get two extra episodes a month with the Undr The Cosh Patreon club⬇️ www.patreon.com/undrthecosh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Evening gentlemen. Good evening. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning.

0:05.2

Evening, wherever you are. Whatever the time is, whenever you listen.

0:08.0

I will be well. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. You're

0:11.8

I'm good. Just recovering. And it's been a tough whole week. Yeah. Yeah.

0:16.0

Yeah. Not as he's not as he is what we think this life tour is it? Like,

0:19.0

you don't have to get shit first. Yeah. That's a choice. That's a choice.

0:23.6

Yeah. But it's not a bit of time. No, don't you? Yeah.

0:26.8

The only problem is the only problem is we've set a precedent.

0:30.2

Anyway, if you do want to know that I'm not drinking, that's not really on that.

0:34.4

The drunk at the rest. Yeah. That's my excuse anyway.

0:38.6

I'm going crazy with that with that bottle of tequila.

0:41.3

Well, I think it's I'm I'm sensitive enough to stay away from that stuff.

0:45.4

Like you said, you said to precedent now. I know. Yeah.

0:48.4

Four shots before short time. That's what it was in Southern.

0:52.8

Why not? But at the end, I was just sitting out the bottle. It's not very often.

0:57.2

But often I'm the most responsible in the girl, but with this one, I think you'd

1:00.3

definitely the case. Oh, they've been good. The one there.

1:02.4

Yeah. Crowns. David Waiter at Middlesbrough. What an entrance.

1:06.9

Sherman. What an entrance. You went with the old stone cold Steve Austin,

1:13.0

two cans smashed in it. It did. It did bless you. And it said there's more

1:17.6

about it. It's a lot of boy today as well. So they must not been bothered

1:21.4

about getting it ruined. Me only regret from that night is not taking me

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