Mark Normand

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Mark Normand joins the podcast to talk about getting married, attending the Super Bowl on shrooms, meeting Guy Fieri, and getting expelled from school. Mark and Stav help callers including a gay man who finds himself increasingly attracted to women and a man wondering if he can propose to his girl with a ring he previously proposed to someone else with.

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0:00.0	There we go. Welcome back to Stompies World, everyone. 904-800-STOP. Call in, leave a message. We'll answer all your questions. We got my boy Mark, Mark Norman in the mix. We got Eldis, day two of getting over his food poisoning.
0:22.0	Oh, shit, do you guess? No, no, ask. I said two dinners on early Valentine's Day night. Oh, yeah.
0:30.0	And he tempted the gods. The second he started feeling okay, tell yesterday he could barely fucking function. Tell Mark what your breakfast was today, Eldis.
0:40.0	I had like a biscuit sandwich with eggs and cheese and some aioli sauce on it. But I'm mayo on that. And a biscuit, not even like a slice of whole wheat or like a hearty bagel.
0:51.0	Butter and flour. That may not have been the move for the first day after the illness. Should have gone with the juice there.
1:00.0	A little green juice, dude. Your toilet's like Wuhan. Oh, man. That's toilet. That's toilet in there. Yeah, the studio toilet. We don't let it in the whole. We don't let it in the whole.
1:09.0	Because of what Eldis has done to it. Like the guy ruins the bus toilet. Now he can't shit on the bus.
1:18.0	A biscuit sandwich for food poisoning. One hundred percent. You for sure ruined some public restrooms for people. Oh, yeah.
1:26.0	It's on the phone, but you're running those restops. Even the gay guys like I can't blow you in here.
1:31.0	You guys are trying to suck each other off. And you got remnants of a Chipotle burrito and a kiddo burrito back to back in there.
1:38.0	I was just in Costa Rica. We did like a little day trip snorkeling. We went to this little island and the toilets out there.
1:48.0	Like it was so weird. You had to pay a dollar. And there's like this woman out there who can't speak any English.
1:53.0	But she was like, you know clean. I clean. And I go in there.
2:00.0	I mean, it's like a crime.
2:03.0	It's like pulling a little lever like no water.
2:07.0	This poor bitch has got to clean this up after that's the hardest dollar she's ever made in her fucking.
2:13.0	That is a horrible exchange rate. A dollar for an Eldis shit. It's just not worth it man.
2:19.0	Once again, the white man ruins the headland.
2:23.0	That's a beautiful metaphor for American colonialism. He's out this coming in there and really getting his money's worth for that dollar.
2:30.0	That's a farce and small box.
2:32.0	That's all right, I respect.
2:36.0	God damn it.
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