Mark Normand
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2017
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Don't Be Yourself (produced by Amy Schumer), touring with Amy Schumer as her longtime opener, growing up in New Orleans, cheating on his girlfriend of 12 years, wet pubes, drinking, being an introvert, stealing from private jets and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Watch Mark's special on May 12 on Comedy Central!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, hi, hello, it is me, Allison Rosen. Welcome to another episode of Allison |
| 0:27.1 | Rosen, his union best friend. I'm sitting here with comedian Mark Norman. Hello and welcome. Hey, |
| 0:32.9 | good to be here. He has a special Mark Norman. Don't be yourself. I feel like I messed up the |
| 0:39.8 | part that comes before the colon. Don't be yourself. I'm like Amy Schumer presents Mark Norman, |
| 0:44.9 | Colin. Don't be what what's the full title? I just call it don't be yourself because I I am Mark |
| 0:50.2 | Norman. Right. So here's feels weird to say my own name. But yeah, I think you nailed it. That's fine. |
| 0:54.6 | Amy Schumer produced it. But you don't have to throw her in and to everyone, you know, you do. I mean, |
| 1:00.8 | she does appear the very beginning of your special. Yes, she brings me we do a whole thing in the |
| 1:07.0 | green room where she yells at me and then she brings me out on stage and that's about it. Well, |
| 1:11.1 | we're going to have to talk about that because I follow you on Instagram and I know that you travel |
| 1:14.6 | the world via private jet with her. Oh, yeah, because you open for her. Yes, I open for her and Louis |
| 1:19.3 | CK. Oh, wow. Yeah, look at you. A few times. I wouldn't I'm not like his go to go to but yeah, |
| 1:26.7 | I'm gonna lose this go to he mixes it up. He's a little scared of the commit. I believe |
| 1:32.9 | men. How do you know I didn't I was I didn't know where you were going to go. No, I knew you're |
| 1:39.7 | going there with the back. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And also you are the co-host of Tuesdays with stories. |
| 1:45.4 | Wow, you're good. Thank you. Man, I really appreciate it. I try. Yeah, it's a fun pod. Me and my |
| 1:51.4 | friend Joe list. We we travel the world. He also owns for Louis and other people and he's a comic |
| 1:56.3 | in New York as well and we we leave every weekend to go do our adventures and comedy and then we come |
| 2:00.9 | back and share what we saw. Would you see this week? Oh my God. I've been all over the road. I did |
| 2:07.1 | the comedy store last night. I got to hang out with Dana Carvey and we chatted it up. I had a guy |
| 2:13.4 | on a Delta flight or United flight. Excuse me. And this guy a very gay flight attendant was walking |
| 2:22.7 | by you know with his cart and he goes I've seen you on Conan. I go oh yeah. And he goes here is |
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