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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Mark Normand - Dine & Dash

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.94.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Kippy and Foley are joined by pal Mark Normand! Thanks for listening. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! FINAL RUN! Buy the Are You Garbage Card Game: https://areyougarbage.bigcartel.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ Butcher Box: https://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG Promo Code: AYG Helix Sleep: https://www.helixsleep.com/Garbage Established Titles: https://www.establishedtitles.com/garbage Honey: https://www.joinhoney.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans

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0:00.0

Attention attention, bozos and homies.

0:02.8

We got the card game for sale, which is running out and we also got some live dates that just keep on trucking.

0:10.0

Gang, the card game is running out. We're running out of supplies.

0:13.6

Do yourself a favor, act now, pick up the card game.

0:16.0

We're never making it again.

0:17.2

It's the last time we're making this edition.

0:18.8

So do yourself a favor, pick up a pack. Let's go.

0:22.0

Yeah, guys, we also this month in November, we have two shows in Atlanta, one sold out,

0:27.0

early tickets to left for the early show and then we're going to Charlotte, North Carolina, get those

0:30.8

tickies filled out for you. Two shows are sold out. We got some tickets left in Providence on the

0:35.2

second show, get those tickets and Boston's about to sell out. If you're in, if you're in Beentown,

0:39.6

let's go. Let's party. Do it gang. We love you.

0:41.7

Gang, the sepals, though, is brought to you by our good friends at established titles with

0:45.2

established titles. You can buy as little as one square foot of dedicated land and you yourself can

0:50.6

be a Lord or a lady. It's a fun way to preserve the Scottish woodlands with every order established

0:56.7

plants a tree and works with global charities to support global reforestation efforts.

1:02.9

That's all well and good, but be fucking cool. Become a Lord. That's what I'm saying.

1:06.8

Yeah, I mean, the tree, cool. That's gravy on top. But you can become a Lord.

1:10.6

Gives you at least like you said, one square foot of dedicated land on a private estate in

1:14.3

Edelston, Scotland, official certificate, win a crest, peep this one, hit him with the close up.

1:19.9

It makes an amazing last minute gift. The established title is actually running an early Black

1:23.6

Friday sale. Plus if you use code garbage, you'll get an additional 10% off. Go to establisheditles.com

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