You're listening to Comedy Central.

I'm not gay, do like the ladies, big fan of the old Labia.

I, um...

Yeah.

Which is weird, because when I was a kid I hated girls.

When I was like six years old I thought girls were gross, thought they were dumb. You know what you're allowed to hate girls as a kid, but that's really the only group a kid's allowed to hate. Because if I was a six-year-old that hated Puerto Ricans,

that would be weird.

You know if I was like,

hey mom, I hate Puerto Ricans, she would never say,

oh you'll like them one day.

You'll like them a lot.

Yes.

Any Puerto Ricans here?

All right, too many. Hello everybody I am Tom De Carr. This is Stand Up with Tom De Car. And that was Mark Norman that you just heard from his debut album on Comedy Central. Still got it. I love that bit and I played it because Mark has a self-produced special on YouTube right now that you can check out and that would help him out.

I called Out to Lunch that's on his YouTube channel.

Also, I want to give a quick shout out to my buddy Sam Evans has an

album out called Sweet Baby Boy. It came out a few months ago but I just want to make

sure people hear it. It's one of the best albums I've heard so far this year. I don't

know if I've ever been this excited for a debut album because I've known Sam since I started comedy,

one of the funniest guys. He's really, really great. If you like people like Tommy Johnigan and I don't know,

neighbor Gatsy or whatever, like I think you, and who else is somebody who reminds me of Sam just like sweet

funny boy I mean his album is called sweet baby boy like a Jared Logan if

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