Giving you the New York Advantage.

Mr. New York.

Mark Simone on 710 W.O.R.

Well, Lionel, of course, the great radio TV host and the YouTube star, you can watch him.

Lionel Nation at YouTube.

And, of course, his website is lionelmedia.com.

Lionel, how you doing?

Mark, I'm elated. I am frenetic.

And Mark, if I could somehow offer my services to this great president, I would as follows.

I'd like to have an office nowhere near the White House. I don't want to be referred to. I don't want to have a name, a title.

I don't want anybody to know who I am.

I want to be the Cheser de Morae, the Luca Brazi, this guy that's there, kind of like Charlie from Charlie's Angels.

And every now and then I want to pick up the phone in a secure line, and I want to remind

the president, sir, you transformed this country in ways you will never understand.

And you by nature are a good man, a kind man.

You've somehow withstood this.

I don't know how you've done it but you're going to have to be

brutal ruthless you are going to and that's what i i will help you but you're going to have to

grind and crush your enemies into dust the The jackboot on their neck, whatever you want to call it, you can never, ever show them mercy.

Next, sir, you have to understand.

No matter whom you pick, be very careful with press secretary.

That's all I'm going to say. Be very

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