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Jimmy Fela, how you doing?

I'm good.

You know, I just had Tom Holman on the show two days ago with the Secret Service. And, uh, he was in my studio right here. And I had tried to give him a list of American citizens. I'm trying to deport. And, uh, he would not take it. I'm disappointed to say. Oh, well, uh, he did you, you know, it's a big thing whenever you interview Tom Holman, trying to get him to laugh. Nobody's been able to do it so far. Oh, I know. That's what I was going to tell you. I get laughs out of him here and there because I ask him silly questions, and he'll give you a little something, but you're right. He's a very intense guy. Everybody.

I said this on the show, though. He's deported so many people that the

80s bad foreigner changed their name to

citizens. Just to be safe.

But as a great comedian, you would

not want him in the front row, would you?

Yeah, well, you wouldn't want him in the kitchen either.

The waitstaff would get a little nervous. So, hey, you wouldn't want them in the kitchen either. The waitstaff would get a little nervous.

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