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Well, Jackie the Jokeman, Martling.

Jackie Martling will be at, if you want to see him,

he'll next Friday night, June 9th,

he'll be at Max's Eska, Staten Island,

Richmond Road and Staten Island.

You can get personalized videos at cameo.com slash Jackie Martling. Hey, make sure you follow him on TikTok. He's got millions of followers. Jackie Martling at TikTok. Also, you know to his website, jokland.com. Jokeland.com. Jackie Martling, how you doing? I am doing so good. I'm i'm so ready for you mark are you ready for me i'm

ready we always start off summer uh with you and uh it's it's going to be a big summer isn't it you love

the beach you love the beautiful summer already i took a nice long swim in the long island sound

at eight o'clock this morning and it's it's just pristine all right what

you're a comedian what the hell you're doing up at 8 o'clock in the morning that's terrible well

i got back in bed for two hours oh okay so a guy goes to his 20th high school reunion and she's an

old friend.

And his friend's wearing a three-corner hat. He's got a patch over his eye, a peg leg, and hook on his right hand. He says, hey, it's nice to see you, Harry, but what's with all the garb? And Harry says, well, I always said I wanted to be a pirate. And now I'm a pirate. He said, well, what happened to him? and Harry says in pirate war, cannonball, I had to get a pirate and now I'm a pirate he said well what happened to him and harry says

pirate war a cannonball had to get a peg leg yeah and had to wind up with a hook pirate war an enemy

slashed off my right hand with a saber so they gave me a hook yeah and the patch well a bunch of seagulls were flying, so I looked up and one of the seagulls, let me have it right in the eye.

Wait, that's the end of the joke?

And I, Harry says, it was my first day with the hook.

Oh.

All right, So, it's sex education class, and the teacher says, all right, class, I want you to come in tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making love. So the next day, the teacher says, the dirty Johnny. Well, John, how many positions did you come up with? And Johnny says, 73. The teacher says the dirty Johnny well John how many positions did you come up with and Johnny says 73 the teacher says oh whoa okay John very good Becky how about you how many

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