Mark Interviews Comic Jackie Martling

The Mark Simone Show

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4.3 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Jackie keeps Mark laughing with great stories and rapid-fire jokes. Jackie has spent years touring the country as a headlining comic for years.

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0:00.0	This is the Mark Simone show.
0:02.2	Mr. New York.
0:03.5	On 710 W.O.R.
0:07.1	Well, Jackie, the joke man, Martling.
0:09.5	Hey, if you're in Palm Beach area, he's going to be appearing PBCC.
0:13.6	That's a hot new venue.
0:15.2	West Palm Beach.
0:15.9	He'll be there December 9th.
0:17.1	You can get all the jokes you want at TikTok.com at Jackie Martling on TikTok.
0:23.4	And you want a personalized video? Camio.com, Jackie Martling. You can go to his website,
0:28.7	jokland.com. Jackie Martling, how you doing?
0:32.6	I don't know. I think it's over.
0:35.0	What's over? I think it's over. The clock is ticking. You know, you have the things that happen in your life yesterday. My sister calls me up. It's a true story. She says, would I please pick up some diapers on my way over to her house for the twins? I said, sure, I walked into, this is true. I walked in a right aide and asked a checkout girl where can i find diapers and she
0:56.0	looked me right in the eye and she said adult or children oh oh i can't it was like a it was
1:04.8	like a bullet my heart and the trouble being it was so funny i knew i've repeated this story a
1:10.4	hundred times already.
1:12.2	So I hate the world.
1:13.7	But aside from that, everything's good.
1:15.1	Are you ready?
1:15.9	So Colleen is a very devout Catholic, very religious.
1:19.6	She gets married and has 11 children, and then her husband dies.
1:24.3	Well, she doesn't get married again for two weeks.
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