Mark Interviews Comic Jackie Martling
The Mark Simone Show
iHeartRadio and Mark Simone
4.3 • 695 Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2023
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, do we find Jackie? |
| 0:04.2 | No, we're looking for them. We'll get him. We'll get him. We'll get him. |
| 0:06.6 | You got the number, right? Okay. So we'll get a hold of them. |
| 0:10.8 | Giants big game tomorrow night. This, I don't know. I don't know. This could be it for the Giants. |
| 0:18.1 | It's a lot of people think. But you never know. You never know. |
| 0:21.1 | They could go in. |
| 0:21.6 | Oh, we got him. |
| 0:22.1 | We got Jackie Martling. Jackie the Joke Man, of course. A great comedian, one of our favorite guests. Now, he's going to be Saturday, March 4th. He'll be at the Suffolk Theater, River Head, Long Island. Don't forget, you can get jokes galore. TikTok.com at Jackie Martling. |
| 0:20.4 | You want a personalized video? |
| 0:21.7 | Camio. TikTok.com at Jackie Martling. You want a personalized video, cameo.com slash Jackie Martling. And actually, you go to his website. You get everything there, jokland.com. Jokeland.com. Jackie Martling, how you doing? I am pretty good. I'm pretty good. How are you? It's nice to hear from you. I'm sorry you guys couldn't get all seven of my digits, right? Well, it was very complicated. Hey, let me ask you something. We've been talking about Alec Baldwin all morning. What the hell is it with you people from Long Island? There's always trouble with Long Islanders. Oh, please, you can't loop us all in together like that. You know, I think the whole thing is crazy. |
| 0:55.9 | You know, unless you were there, who the hell knows what happened? Yeah. You know, I ain't sticking my neck out. But all I know is there's a good chance I didn't do it. Okay. All right, you ready? So guys in bed with girl, and they hear the sound of a key in the front door. |
| 1:28.2 | So she jumps up and says, oh, no, it's my husband. |
| 1:31.7 | Quick, jump out the window. |
| 1:34.4 | He looks out and he says, are you crazy? |
| 1:36.5 | We're on the 13th floor. |
| 1:38.8 | She says, this is no time to be superstitious, you moron. |
| 1:44.2 | Hey, Mark, you know how you say |
| 1:45.9 | bra in German? No. |
| 1:49.3 | Stoppins him |
| 1:50.0 | from flopping. |
| 1:53.1 | All right, so a girl |
| 1:54.2 | goes to the gynecologist. |
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