Mark Interviews Comic Jackie Martling
The Mark Simone Show
iHeartRadio and Mark Simone
4.3 • 694 Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2024
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | 710 W0. |
| 0:04.0 | Well, hey, Jackie, the Joke Man, one of the great comedians in the world, Jackie Martling. |
| 0:09.0 | You know, if you read his book, it's great autobiography, Bow to Stern, and there's this great documentary called Joke Man, which you can get. |
| 0:19.0 | It's streaming. |
| 0:20.0 | Also, Friday, April 5th, it's going to be screening. |
| 0:23.2 | We'll tell you where. And, let's see, Saturday, February 24th, he'll be at the Raz Room, New Hope, Pennsylvania. |
| 0:30.6 | And he's with us right now. Jackie Martling, how you doing? |
| 0:34.2 | I am doing great. You know, I love hearing snippets. I swear whenever I hear anything about the Beatles, |
| 0:39.6 | it just still makes me smile all these years later. |
| 0:42.7 | I just love that little promo you just playing. |
| 0:45.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.1 | And apparently young, like teenagers getting into the Beatles. |
| 0:50.4 | They love them. |
| 0:51.1 | Everybody, you know, right across the board, |
| 0:53.0 | they haven't skipped any generations everybody |
| 0:55.6 | loves you know yeah and how many beetles have you met uh i met wringo and i told a dirty joke to |
| 1:04.6 | paul and that's the exact i told a very filthy joke to paul at a screening of the big short, and he roared, but he didn't say, well, I got one for you, mate. He walked away, so I'll never know. All right, so speaking of jokes, enough of that. So the maid says to the wife, I want the big raise. The wife says, hey, I already pay you really well. Why would I give you a big raise? |
| 1:27.7 | And the maid says, because I make much better sex than you. |
| 1:32.0 | The wife says, my husband told you that? |
| 1:34.8 | The maid says, no, all the landscapers, they told me that. |
| 1:42.3 | So a guy stumbles out of a bar, and there's two nuns walking towards him at the last minute the two nuns walking around either side of him and he says how'd she do that |
| 1:53.8 | so a guy goes to the doctor for an exam and the doctor examines me. |
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