Jackie Martling, the great comedian, who we always love having on now.

Next week, Friday, March 24th, 8 o'clock, he'll be at the American Hotel, Freehold, New Jersey.

And forget, you can go to cameo.com slash Jackie Martling, get a customized video.

He's all over TikTok at Jackie Martling.

His website, joceland.com. Jackie Martling, how you doing? I'm doing good. I guess, you know, it's St. Patrick's Day, so I guess, you know, a little dwarf must have walked in and turned the ringer off my phone, so I apologize. Oh, okay. Are you allowed to say dwarf anymore? What's the word we have to me on? Hey, here we are in a bar and there's a bartender at one end and there's a guy next to him. And at the other end is another guy. So the one guy yells to the guy at the other end. So where are you from? The other guy says, I'm from Ireland. The first guy says, I'm from Ireland myself. What part to Ireland? Oh, I'm from Dublin.

Well, how about that? I'm from Dublin, too.

What part of Dublin you're from? He says, I'm from Lancashireville.

Oh, my God, I'm from Lancashireville. What street?

Well, I'm from Greenbrier.

Lord be saved. I'm from Greenbrier.

What number, Greenbrier? I'm from 215 Grimbar.

By the love of Jesus, I'm from 215, Greenbrier.

What do you say we get out of here

and go get us a beer somewhere else?

And they leave. And then the owner

walks and says to the bartender,

any business tonight? The bartender

says,

ah, just those drunken O'Brien twins.

That's a great St. Patrick's Day job.

That is great.

Of course it's great.

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