Mark Interviews Comic Jackie Martling
The Mark Simone Show
iHeartRadio and Mark Simone
4.3 • 694 Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2024
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Mark Simone show. |
| 0:03.8 | On 710 W.O.R. |
| 0:07.6 | Well, Jackie Martling, of course, Jackie, the Joke Man, is with us. |
| 0:11.9 | Hey, there's next Friday, April 5th. |
| 0:14.2 | He's going to host a screening of the I-K.A. collective documentary, Joke Man. |
| 0:19.3 | It's going to be at the bolton center for the performing arts |
| 0:22.4 | bay shore long island there'll be a q and a a a n a all that uh you want a personalized video cameo |
| 0:28.1 | com slash jacky martling have you gotten this book it's a great autobiography bow to stern make sure you |
| 0:34.3 | get that you get everything at jokeland dot com. Jackie Martling, now remember it's Good Friday. |
| 0:39.3 | How are you doing? |
| 0:40.6 | I am ready for Good Friday. |
| 0:44.4 | Here's my Good Friday joke. |
| 0:46.0 | So a couple's in Las Vegas for their honeymoon, and they go to see The Amazing Watson. |
| 0:50.3 | The curtain goes up, and the Amazing Watson puts three walnuts on a table, pulls down a zipper, and smashes the walnuts with his schmeckle. |
| 0:59.0 | Well, it's a lot of years later in the couples in Las Vegas for their 50th anniversary and they see a sign in front of the same club that says tonight, the Amazing Watson. |
| 1:10.0 | Well, of course they can't believe it. They go in, the curtain goes tonight, the Amazing Watson. Well, of course, they can't believe it. |
| 1:11.7 | They go in, the curtain goes up, the Amazing Watson, puts three coconuts on the table, |
| 1:17.3 | pulls down a zipper, and smashes the coconuts with his schmeckle. |
| 1:21.4 | Well, they go backstage, and the lady says, Mr. Watson, 50 years ago, you smashed walnuts. |
| 1:28.0 | Why did you switch to coconuts? |
| 1:30.3 | He says, well, my dear, at my age, my eyesight's starting to go. |
| 1:40.1 | Hey, let me ask you a question. |
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