Mark Interviews Comedian Jackie Martling.
The Mark Simone Show
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4.3 • 694 Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Mark Simone Show on 710 W.O.R. |
| 0:07.7 | Well, Jackie Martling, the great comedian, Jackie the joke man. |
| 0:11.9 | Hey, you know, tonight he'll be appearing at the American Hotel Freehold, New Jersey. |
| 0:17.5 | Jackie Martling tonight, American Hotel Freehold, New Jersey. |
| 0:20.3 | You can also see him in |
| 0:22.0 | The Better Sister on Amazon Prime. And if you want your own personalized video, go to camio.com |
| 0:28.5 | slash Jackie Martling. Also, you go to his website, jokeland.com. Jackie Martling, how you doing? |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah, I'm doing great, Mark. Enjoying the summer, having a merry old time. It's nice to talk to you. Yeah, and you're out in Long Island, right there on the water? Yeah, I was up at 6 o'clock for a nice, long swim. It was great, and then I'll do my phone calls with you, and then I'm off to the American Hotel for the show tonight. It's been a great summer, |
| 0:54.7 | great summer. Yeah. And I like the North Shore Beach is better. No sharks, right? No sharks. |
| 1:01.5 | The only thing you've got to worry about in the water is me. There you go. All right, so a priest and a |
| 1:09.9 | rabbi are standing at a wedding buffet, and the priest says, |
| 1:14.2 | you people don't eat ham, do you? And the rabbi says, no, we don't. How is it? The priest says, |
| 1:21.0 | you should try it. It's really good. The rabbi says, you guys don't have sex, do you? The priest says, no, we don't. How is it? The rabbi says, you guys don't have sex, do you? |
| 1:27.9 | The priest says, |
| 1:28.8 | no, |
| 1:29.0 | we don't. |
| 1:29.8 | How is it? |
| 1:30.6 | The rabbi says, |
| 1:31.8 | you should try it. |
| 1:33.3 | It beats the hell out of a ham sandwich. |
| 1:39.1 | So two little old ladies are sitting on a park bench, |
| 1:42.3 | and the first one says, |
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