Mark interviews Comedian Jackie Martling.

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4.3 • 694 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Jackie keeps Mark laughing with his one-liners and classic jokes.

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0:00.0	Mr. New York, Mark Simone.
0:03.0	On 710, W.O.R.
0:06.5	Well, the great comedian, Jackie Martling, Jackie the joke man.
0:10.7	Hey, tomorrow night he'll be with Rich Harkaway, Brokerage Comedy Club, Belmore, New York.
0:16.5	Next Thursday, the Parks Casino, Benselm, Pennsylvania.
0:21.0	You can get a personalized video, camo.com slash Jackie Martling.
0:24.9	You can go to his website, joceland.com, joceland.com.
0:29.7	Jackie Martling, how you doing?
0:31.9	I am doing fantastic.
0:33.7	I lost 25 pounds in the last month.
0:37.0	Now I just have to work on losing some of my age.
0:40.5	25 pounds.
0:41.6	How'd you do it?
0:43.2	Just, you know, just not eating and exercising a lot.
0:46.4	I didn't do any of those fancy drugs or anything.
0:48.7	I just, and it's really hard to lose weight.
0:51.7	I'm like 58 years old, so it's not easy to lose weight.
0:55.1	Yeah, but when you say just not eating, how do you do that?
0:57.6	How do you get the willpower?
0:58.6	It's not that easy to do.
1:00.6	The real trick is to keep smoking pot and do that.
1:04.1	You know, I smoke pot or I drink some pot chelso before I sit to watch TV.
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