In from Mr. New York, Mark Simone on 710 W.O.R.

Here's Joe Koucho.

All right, let's bring in our first guest.

You know when I fill in who the call goes to.

I mean, it's obvious, right?

It goes to Joe Tori, former Yankee manager.

But he wasn't available.

So I went to Carol Roth instead.

She is the author of the instant New York Times bestseller.

You got on that list.

I'm so jealous.

You will own a house.

Nope, a car, nope, a business, nope, stocks, nope, your life, nope.

You will own nothing.

She's the author of that best-selling book. So The New York Times didn't blackball you like they did me, how Carol?

No.

In fact, this is my second time hitting the list.

Wow.

My first book was a lot less controversial in terms of topic.

But they did do a couple of things.

One is that they put me below the number 10-fold.

They put me at number 12 so that I wouldn't

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