Mark Hayes

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Mark Hayes (IG:themarkhayes) stops by to talk about Ireland, shame, and strip clubs.

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a
0:05.0	We have a 50-60 in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to what shit is dead.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:26.2	Are we rolling?
0:27.2	We are rolling. Oh, man.
0:29.1	Hey, what's up?
0:30.0	This is Community Service with Craig Conant.
0:31.8	How you doing?
0:32.5	You goddamn lesbian.
0:34.6	You look, we can't talk like this anymore. you can't but you look uh you you started off as
0:40.9	an irish man when i met you and now you're turning into an english woman i know not that there's
0:45.0	anything wrong with that there is to me that's a Seinfeld quote
0:48.0	there is to me um used to have like hair, and I was just going away.
0:56.0	The bad thing is, just like, so yesterday I got a cut, and this girl, I'm rambling already
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