Kevin Fard

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Craig's lawyer and fellow comedian Kevin Fard (@kevinfard) sits down to talk about beating the case, overdosing on edibles and farting.

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit.
0:03.0	Hey, what's up to 6-0 in progress in Comosa Beach.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit has been.
0:11.0	Get back here.
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. I've never been a race. It's Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:28.0	I've never been arrested and I, you know, I don't have any good getting laid stories.
0:30.4	I don't get laid that much. Are you recording?
0:32.3	Well, fuck, I guess.
0:33.5	We're just starting up.
0:34.7	Well, here's the unprepared podcast.
0:37.0	That's what I fucking should have called it.
0:38.6	But what about that guy?
0:39.5	Hang on, let me do the little intro.
0:40.8	Can I do the little intro?
0:42.1	Jesus.
0:42.7	Hey, welcome to Community Services Craig Conna.
0:44.8	This is Kevin Fard.
0:46.6	He's my lawyer that won the case
0:48.6	of Trader Joe's.
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