Mark Hart: Captain Crunch Is A Satanic Naval Officer

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Ethan and Patrick

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.7 • 531 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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We finally tracked down Life Teen's own Mark Hart! We talk about a ton of issues ranging from ministry to the place of young adults emerging into the Church out of college. Mark is a great guy and had a ton of good stuff to say so take some notes! MA... Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	then I'm on campus 10 years ago and talking to the sky Han and he's like Mark, I've got a new podcast Have you heard about it? It's revolutionary. It's coming to Sunday readings And I'm like, yeah, that's not a revolutionary dude. You're a thief. It's kind of fun. I'll tell you, divine sunshine. Covenant, covenant, covenant. Thank you. Sunshine.
0:29.9	Welcome to the Crunch.
0:32.3	It is your boy, Ethan, aka.
0:35.4	And I'm Patrick at Catholic Pat.
0:38.6	Patrick, we may or may not have a guest on the show.
0:39.9	Would you like to introduce him?
0:45.3	Yes, I, my next guest needs no introduction. Today on the podcast, like we promised we were going to have last week, but then I didn't send a confirmation.
0:52.3	And several months before that.
1:01.3	We have Mark Hart from Life Teen on the podcast today, and it's very exciting. How are you, Mark? Oh, I'm living the dream. Living the dream. Thanks for coming on, Mark. Really appreciate
1:07.1	we had to kind of track you down to get you on but uh i think it was worth it well you know
1:12.9	stalking is uh is actually an ancient dating ritual and it's actually still effective in getting people
1:18.1	uh where they need to be so i'm i'm thank you thank you thanks for confirming no problem i think i think
1:24.0	stalking is something that we should actually reintroduce into the dating scene, especially with regards to Catholic dating, because a lot of people, as we know, are just really scared to approach.
1:34.7	And I think if you get a lot of experience with that person from a distance, it'll make it easier to then go in and ask them out.
1:41.2	When you say from a distance, you mean like with binoculars?
1:43.4	I mean, from inside of a bushoculars? I mean from inside,
1:44.6	inside of a bush or up in a tree from approximately three clicks away with high powered scopes.
1:51.1	That's what I'm... Probably so far you need a telescope. Yeah, there's a very fine line between
1:55.1	stalking and taking initiative. Discuss. Some people like to go bird watching. I like to go honey watching.
2:01.7	That's the only, that's the difference.
2:04.7	Shut up, guys.
2:05.5	I'm trying to see which decade she's praying today.
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