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The Tom Barnard Podcast

Mark Goldman - #1848-2

The Tom Barnard Podcast

Complete Disaster Network

Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Sports

4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Kids say the darndest things.  Adults commit the darndest crimes.  It's a dangerous pipeline.  First they're spouting anachronisms, next they're shooting someone for not doling out Whoppers fast enough.  A more appropriate reaction might have been to sue for false advertising.  It's called fast food.  To serve it slowly must be against some law.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the family part two with Hackmaster Ralph Basham MD.

0:04.7

Alex Bramonard Rasmussen. The perplexed Catherine Brandt.

0:07.8

And Andy Bram Bernard. We'll be right back. I will kick off the next hour with a story that if this doesn't make you happy or laugh, then you need to get your head out of your ass.

0:16.8

We'll be right back.

0:19.5

Doug here from Walzer. Tommy's on vacation again, so I'm going to have to read both parts.

0:24.3

Dougie, what's happening?

0:25.7

This is weird.

0:26.8

Tommy, I'm looking for two things.

0:28.6

A new wife and a maga hat?

0:30.3

Ah, that'd be a big no.

0:31.9

Walser is looking for cars to sell and people to sell them.

0:35.2

You don't have enough cars? Well, late model used car business is good, and when COVID shut down the plants, we ran low

0:41.2

on new cars and didn't get as many trade-ins.

0:43.8

Right now, we're purchasing used cars from people, and in many cases, we can pay Kelly

0:48.4

Blue Book excellent.

0:49.7

Heck, I'll even buy some of your cars.

0:51.8

All they ever do is give, give, give.

0:54.2

Yeah, sure.

0:55.2

Anyway, we also need people to sell them.

0:57.4

Coaches, teachers, servers.

0:59.4

People with people skills work great in our no negotiating model.

1:02.9

Also, it's a salary position, so you're not living from one commission to the next.

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