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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Mark Goes On Deployment

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Mens Room Question: Why were you wet, and what was liquid that got on you?

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0:00.0

Why were you at? And what was the lick what they got on you?

0:02.2

206, 803 Rock.

0:03.4

I think a lot of them, too, right?

0:04.6

It's not just like the Navy dudes on there, but then you got all the, I want to say there's a lot of Marines on there with their stuff too. Oh, yeah. And I mean, they're in a war zone. That makes sense. There's that many people on there. Everyone pooping, man. God. Hello, Tristan, welcome to the men's room.

0:18.8

Yes, hello, Ola!

0:21.8

Ola.

0:21.7

Ola.

0:25.6

So what did you get on you, Tristan?

0:28.6

Well, so 10 years ago, I had twin children.

0:34.0

And one, my son tends to get nosebleeds, so you know where this is going.

0:39.3

I was laying, I was putting in the bed one night and laying on the lower bunk with my daughter,

0:45.3

and my son's in the upper bunk.

0:48.3

Things are getting quiet. They're both kind of finally falling asleep.

0:52.3

And then I hear my son say, I think I'm getting a bloody nose.

0:56.5

So I start to, I say, oh, hold on. I'll grab tissue. And I start to look up as I get out of the

1:03.1

bunk on below. And he happens to lean over the bunk looking down on me. And I immediately feel

1:09.5

like warm water or wetness hit my eyeball.

1:14.1

So he had a direct hit with his nose lead under my eyeballs as I was looking up towards him.

1:18.4

God, man.

1:20.9

How bad was it?

1:22.0

Like when you looked in the mirror, it looked like you had punctured your eye?

1:25.6

It looked like my, yeah, it looked like I was bleeding out of my eyeball.

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