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Voicemail Dump Truck

Giant Bomb

Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 611 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Today on the Voicemail Dump Truck, we answer your calls about ideal gifts that make you feel old, consensual polyamory, and more!

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0:00.0	Rock the crowd
0:07.0	Let's stop What the crowd. The exit flu. On the ground. The exit flu. What is going on?
0:36.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the voicemail dump truck on this Thursday, March 26th, 2026th.
0:42.8	My name is Jeff Bacalar.
0:45.2	Thank you so very much for putting out your trash and allowing us to collect it.
0:49.4	We got a great one for you today.
0:51.2	It's the return of the one, the only. Tomorrow's scene back on the program.
0:56.4	How are you, pal? I am doing good. How is everyone else doing? I've been creeping in the
1:02.1	background of Giant Bomb content. I was didn't know that if I typed anything, would I get
1:06.7	like arrested by the corporation cops unclear? Who knows, if you don't hear from me after
1:13.3	today, it's because I'm in jail. It's okay. We will bail you out with the Corpo Jail cash slush
1:20.6	fund that we put aside for situations like this. Do not worry. For today, crime is legal. Isn't that
1:27.4	right, Jeff Gras?
1:28.4	Yeah, that's right.
1:29.6	I'm, like, I'm sorry that, like, so many of our normal guests can't be here, Jan and Mike and Dan. I'm going to try to, like, fill in the gap. I'm going to start with Jan. Yada Damien. Does that make everyone happy? Is that a good thing? Yeah. He's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, da demean.
1:44.2	Okay, do,
1:45.2	Duminati now.
1:46.9	I, what's an apple pie? No, wait, no, he doesn't like apple pie. That's Dan. I just did Dan by accident. My bad. Sure. Gross apple pie. There we go. Okay. And you did Dan. Very good. All the boxes are checked.
2:01.2	You're welcome, everybody.
2:02.6	Turbo Sean, how are you, pal?
2:05.0	I haven't dumped in over a year, so I'm really glad to be back here.
2:08.4	Yay!
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