All right, okay, all right, these are just some of the stories I'll be talking about this morning.

Arizona Republican House Speaker Bentoma rebuffs efforts to overturn his state's draconian,

an incredibly unpopular 1864 abortion ban by telling Democrats quote

I would ask everyone in this chamber to respect the fact that some of us believe that abortion is in fact the murder the Donald Trump's chances of ever winning in November.

The Senate impeachment trial of Homeland Security Chief Alejandro Mayorkis

is aborted right after conception. Speaker Mike Johnson risks his gavel by

promising to bring Joe Biden's Ukraine supplemental to the floor for a vote on Saturday or will he?

Donald Trump violates his gag order

and begins attacking jurors in his threatened the jurors. Is Rikers Island awaiting Donald Trump?

You know, he can share a cell

with his chief financial officer Alan Weisselburg,

who just got sent back in there for lying under oath to protect this orange turd and

is Malania going to be forced to testify?

Donald Trump ingratiates himself with down-ballot Republican candidates by telling them

to give him at least a 5% cut off their individual fundraising if they use

his name or likeness.

Lord Bobart assures voters her recent blood clot had nothing to do with the COVID vaccine

because she never got the shot. The chairwoman of Simmerin County, Oklahoma's

Republican Party arrested for participating in a kidnapping and murder plot.

That would be the chairwoman of Simmerin County's Oklahoma's Republican Party.

All that plus Trump media closes on Wednesday up 15%.

What did I tell you, Magamorons?

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