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Hey, what's going on, everybody?

I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.

Before we get into it, this weekend is the Super Bowl.

And a lot of you have been asking, so I'll tell you who I'm rooting for.

Lionel Messi.

Because that, my friends, is the real football because they use their feet.

And I'm sick and tired of America pretending that I'm glad I could get that off my chest,

and I'm glad that no one stopped me from saying it.

Anyway, on tonight's show, Why a Little Oozzy Vert is getting insurance for his forehead.

Roy with Junior and Michael Costa preview the Super Bowl and Marjorie Taylor Green discovers

9-11.

So, let's do this, people.

Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.

This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.

Here's an issue.

Let's kick things off with Joseph Railroad Biden, President of the United States and

America's Palette, cleanser.

He has made fighting the coronavirus pandemic his top priority.

And while much of that involves improving vaccine distribution and doing more testing,

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