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Marital bliss.

I don't mean to criticize, but the marriage books you're supposed to read before you waltz down the aisle are a waste of $72.

Take me, for instance.

Every time I've used, Dr. Noah Fences recommended New York Times best-selling catchphrase,

How's Your Love Tank, sweetie?

I get a bloody lip and end up sleeping in my truck.

And then, one day, while resting my head against the steering wheel, I came up with the

secret to marital bliss, which I've cleverly entitled, The Secret to Marital Bliss.

And here it is. Fatty food. Exhibit A.

Lucky for me, our first apartment, sat 200 feet from a pizza joint.

The kind of place operated by hormonal teenagers who snuck off to taste each other's braces in the walk-in cooler.

Now, whenever my wife and I started fussing, I'd bolt.

I'd trot straight into the pizza joint and shot, get out of the freezer, you have a customer. And thus some kid with a hickie

would make me a large pie and I'd be back home in six minutes. And my wife would see the box

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