Mariska Hargitay | Tanks For Nothing

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

President Trump’s birthday parade featured low turnout and squeaky tanks, the champagne was flowing over at Fox News, and over five million Americans hit the streets to protest against the president’s despotic behavior. Emmy-winner Mariska Hargitay took advantage of her downtime during the pandemic and emerged with a film that is a thrilling portrait of her mother Jayne Mansfield, one of the most acclaimed actors and sex symbols of her time. “My Mom Jayne” comes out June 27th on HBO and Max. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:34.5	Welcome one and all to The Late Show. I'm your host Stephen Colbert.
0:38.0	And folks, I got to tell you, I am in a great mood tonight because this weekend was Father's Day.
0:48.5	And Daddy got just what he wanted.
0:51.7	No one came to Trump's big stupid birthday parade.
0:56.1	Isn't that pleasant?
0:58.1	Nobody just...
1:00.1	No.
1:02.9	No one came.
1:03.8	Though, of course, the White House claims
1:05.1	that 250,000 people attended.
1:08.8	So now, apparently,
1:10.0	a quarter of a million people looks like this.
1:14.8	They must be really good at hide and seek.
1:17.5	It was...
1:19.0	Amaga sounds for Make America Grass again, I guess.
1:23.0	Whoa!
1:24.1	It was so...
1:24.7	Thank you, Matt. That was so sparsely attended
1:27.0	that these poor troops were forced to march past empty bleachers.
1:33.1	Uh, you guys, I don't think our parents came to our show.
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