Mario's Secret Fire Power is... Rocket Fuel!
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Game Theory
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2023
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
Join Game Theory Host MatPat as he SOLVES Mario's fireballs, and what they really are once and for all!
Credits: Writers: Matthew Patrick and Justin Kuiper Editors: Pedro Freitas, Tyler Mascola and Shannon (Bomb0i) Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, Wah! Wah! Wah! Wahoo! Wow, this is so cool! Actually it's totally hot! |
| 0:11.0 | Ha ha! Watch out Goombas, here comes Matio! |
| 0:14.0 | Actually, come to think of it, this is probably a lot more humane than stomping on their heads too. |
| 0:17.5 | I've always felt bad about crushing another living creature to death with my own body weight. |
| 0:21.5 | Yahoo! Here we go! |
| 0:24.0 | Ah! |
| 0:27.0 | The pain! |
| 0:28.0 | The pain! |
| 0:30.0 | I am an agony! |
| 0:32.0 | Extrutiating agony! I am in agony, excruciating agony. |
| 0:35.0 | This has to be the worst way to die. |
| 0:38.0 | Why? Why would you do this? |
| 0:40.0 | Why? |
| 0:41.0 | Why couldn't I die like my brother Tony? |
| 0:43.8 | He was crushed in a single instant. |
| 0:46.1 | His life ended with no suffering. |
| 0:48.4 | Aha! |
| 0:50.8 | Mama mea Hello internet, Welcome to Game Theory! The show that's like a |
| 1:16.9 | super mushroom for your brain making it grow to twice the size which also means |
| 1:21.5 | that it be so big that it barely fit into your skull anymore. |
| 1:24.1 | Oh God, what have I done? So many big-brained tiny skull theorists out there. |
| 1:29.6 | Anyway, Super Mario 3D world just made its way to the Nintendo Switch. |
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