Marines of Gentrification- LongDays with Yannis Pappas - Episode 20

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News Commentary, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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This week Yanni gets into the Toxic relationship between Israel & Palestine—don’t invite them out with you to dinner anymore, how American issues are starting to sound a lot like Venezuelan news, how China is our sugar daddy, how Asian porn & western por...

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0:00.0	Good evening. This is Yannis Papis with your breaking news. What a week we're having today.
0:12.9	Gaza, we have a new conflict that's broken out between Jews and Palestinians. Everyone is shocked.
0:20.2	They don't know where it came from or when it will end. But more importantly, how did this start?
0:26.6	How did it start? We can't believe it. Liz Cheney has been excommunicated from the Church
0:33.7	of Donald Trump, but she's staying stalwart in her denial of Donald Trump's victory in the 2020
0:42.2	election. Ellen DeGeneres is lying about why her show's ending. She's saying the journey has
0:50.3	ended and it's time to move on, but really ratings are in the toilet and she's a major.
0:56.4	Tony Hinchcliffe, uh, doing a character piece without saying loud of fortitude at the end.
1:03.2	Uh, there is a shortage of sauces at Chick-fil-A and there is a shortage of gasoline in about seven states.
1:13.3	So if you were thinking about driving to get some Chick-fil-A and you thought you were going to have
1:17.7	a wet sandwich, forget it. It's going to be a dry sandwich on an empty fucking tank. Also, um,
1:26.3	Tom Cruise is a hero to the left right now for putting people on the set on notice for
1:34.2	breaking pivot protocol. This is Long Day, a dullest wasp.
2:04.2	Well, everybody, it's Yani Long Days because the weeks are getting longer and longer.
2:14.6	I think we officially are now a third world country and I'm a profit. If you go back and you
2:21.0	watch my half hour on Comedy Central, I think I might have been the first comedian to call it
2:26.6	that the American Republic was turning into the Banana Republic with discounts. And I'm talking
2:32.6	about the one that's in Bay Ridge, which is just a discount Bay Ridge. If you go to the Banana
2:37.2	Republic on 72nd Street in Bay Ridge, it's almost like the store's owned by Santa Claus.
2:43.3	The deals are just like free. They're gifts. You get 20 shirts for $12 and it's just you and a
2:49.5	busher Russian immigrants and weird sneakers that have BMW logos on their Adidas walking around
2:56.9	buying shit. We are officially a Banana Republic. Isn't it funny that they name themselves after
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