Marie Faustin, Andy Woodhull, Kevin Meaney, Rachel Mac

Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Kast Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Tom shares stand-up from Andy Woodhull and Kevin Meaney, which leads Coach to question Tom's state of mind. Also in this episode, young Tom was let down by Will Smith's "Hitch" when he left the theater and still didn't know how to pick up girls. Listen to more from each comic here: Marie Faustin Andy Woodhull Kevin Meaney Rachel Mac Support your favorite comedians by streaming their albums, buying merchandise, and following them on social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello friends it's dual safe slown and I'm back
0:04.0	I'm guest hosting the daily show again on Monday November 20th. I'm taking on the
0:09.2	biggest headlines of news, politics and pop culture from the anchor chair.
0:13.0	Be sure to tune into the Daily Show weeknights at 11-10 Central on Comedy Central
0:17.0	and listen to the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast every day to hear my episode,
0:21.0	along with extended interviews and hilarious segments from the show.
0:24.0	Listen to the Daily Show EARS Edition on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast,
0:28.0	or wherever you get your podcast.
0:32.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:34.3	Roo-Mates are trash.
0:38.3	But a necessary evil, right?
0:42.7	Because sometimes you'll be naked on your couch,
0:46.4	just covered in darito dust.
0:50.2	And you need that person to come in and be like,
0:58.0	dish your whole dad?
1:05.0	You don't have anything on the Google calendar for today? This your whole day!
1:07.0	I'm not saying that I need a roommate, but the other day I was trapped in a law and order
1:14.7	as VU marathon. It was me, Benson, Stable, Captain Craigen was there, Ice Tea was there, drinking, a lemonade.
1:26.0	We're all just covered in dust, right?
1:31.0	You watch enough of that show for long enough, you think you're a cop, right? You think that you're a cop. I went to the store and there was a little boy crying in the aisle and I was like,
1:42.6	hey I'm Detective Faustin.
1:44.6	Show me on this box of lucky charms where they touched you.
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