Oh hello there and happy holidays! If you're like me or mailbox and inbox are beginning

to fill with the obligatory year and updates from family and friends. Exotic vacations,

fulfilling careers, the accomplishments of so many perfect children. Ah, it is the season.

And so you've sent us some of your favourite holiday newsletters so that we might have some

festive fun. Names and locations have been changed, of course. Because if there's one

thing I've learned in all my years, it's that there's always room to read between the

lines. And chances are, it's a wonderful lie.

Season's greetings everyone. We are back with another holiday newsletter. I'm Ashley Flowers.

I'm Holly LaHont. We got French on that one and I'm Greg Hess.

You guys, I have a letter from someone who is on the board of A condominium. Oh boy.

I don't understand this world. I'm in a house. I lived in an apartment but in apartments

totally different than at least what I'm reading here. Yes. You guys live in a condo, right?

Is there a drama? Oh, it's Game of Thrones. Our friend owns this place.

So we were mistreated from the beginning because they were like, oh, those red.

I know. We were second class citizens. And it's always made very clear to us that renters don't

get to have a say in really anything. There are definitely some real sweet people in our building.

And then there's one person in our building that is I can only say that this person's condo when

you see through the window looks like do you remember in the clockwork orange when all the

psycho killers are among lots of weird mannequins? That's what his condo looks like from the outside

so you can only imagine what's going on inside the mind of this man. He's completely psychotic.

Can we go back to you looking in his window though? Yes. Yes. Is that something you do to all your

neighbors? Are you the one that they talk about? Well, on his Christmas podcast, he's talking about

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