Hey, hello. Welcome to Why Mommy Drinks. This is Betsy still here. Sometimes I just forget

how to start the show. Today I am joined by my guest co-host Amy Albert. Hi. Hello, hello. And we are joined

today by a comedian and the founder of the Black Women and Comedy Festival, Marian Yasubu.

All I saw. I really do need one of those sound boards that just make... Actually, there is you

thing here. Oh, but it doesn't do that. It just does like, let me see it a little bit.

Did you hear the laughing? That was weird. You didn't hear it. That was fast.

We're laughing. I need one though. It's like, yeah, like. Anyway, hello.

Let's get to it. I have three kids. They are all boys. I have a five-year-old, a nine-year-old,

and an 11-year-old. Amy, what's the situation? Oh my god, he's 11. I have two. I just turned 11.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Sassafras and feelings.

I have two. My girl is six and my boy is three.

Mariam, what is happening over there? Oh my gosh. Okay. I think all the 14-month-old

bugger is down, but y'all experienced it. Y'all experienced the screeching. Okay, let me stay

moment. I have a 14-year-old phenomenal human team, and then I have a 14-month-old Tasmanian

phenomenal being. And then I have a bonus child who is seven years old and living his best

life in Boston. He's got wealthy families. Listen, I'm just saying, if you're going to have a bonus child,

let that bonus child be like a future Donald Trump. No! No! No! Okay, I think what happened was my

internal feelings about how he behaved when he's here with his daddy. Bye! How I feel about

how rich he is. Made that Florian's split happen. What I'm saying is, is my future.

My baby, my bonus child is an incredibly rich affluent problematic child. I didn't mean,

man, this is a lot coming out. This was not supposed to be therapy. I'm a star.

Oh my god. That's so awesome. Mary, it's been a pleasure. Where can people follow you?

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