Mariah Carey Takes The Colbert Questionert | Walker Texas Loser

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2022

⏱️ 27 minutes

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With Raphael Warnock’s win in Georgia, Democrats have secured a 51-49 majority in the Senate. In San Francisco, Elon Musk is making Twitter employees sleep at the office, and in Germany authorities rounded up dozens of people suspected of plotting to overthrow the government. The Queen of Christmas sits down for a super-sized holiday edition of The Colbert Questionert. Find out whether Mariah Carey tops her tree with an angel or a star, what her favorite sandwich is, and more. Tune in to her new special, “Mariah Carey: Merry Christmas To All,” airing on CBS and Paramount+ on Tuesday, December 20th at 8pm ET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	When Fiona started Fee's fancy flowers, she used a fax machine to get in touch with her suppliers,
0:06.3	her investors and her customers too.
0:09.7	But as her business went from 100 customers to 10,000,
0:13.8	she realized it was time to finally embrace modern technology.
0:19.2	fax machines, they kind of like your business current account,
0:22.8	just because they were good once doesn't mean you have to stick with them forever.
0:26.7	Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.
0:56.8	Thanks very much. Thank you. That's all I wanted for Christmas.
1:15.3	Welcome to the late show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, folks.
1:21.1	I don't know about y'all how you're feeling, but I come to you tonight both gratified and terrified.
1:26.0	Gratified because Raphael Warnock defeated Hershel Walker 51.44% to 48.6%.
1:36.4	Come on!
1:39.0	And terrified because 48.6% of Georgians looked at Hershel Walker and went, yeah,
1:44.7	that guy should be US Senator. One of the biggest reasons I am gratified is that with the
1:50.1	election over, I finally get to use the jokes we wrote a month ago for election.
1:55.5	Do we have the, do we have the, do we have the, hold on, I was like,
2:02.0	please, it's sealed with wax.
2:06.2	That's back when New York was still under the feudal system, I think.
2:09.6	Get this thing open there. What do we got here on the side?
2:12.7	Um.
2:15.6	Warnock has won Georgia. It's fitting he's a Reverend because when I hear that,
2:20.0	all I can say is thank God.
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