Mariah Carey: Armed Guards, Gang Burglaries, and the True Meaning of Christmas
DISGRACELAND
Jake Brennan
4.6 • 13.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Double Elvis. |
| 0:06.0 | Speck Saver's best worst team is back for another season, and this time we're following Wally FC. |
| 0:13.0 | So just how bad are they? |
| 0:15.0 | Last year, we only got four points. |
| 0:18.0 | We finished rock bottom of Brentwood Sunday League Division 3. Follow the club's journey as we try |
| 0:22.9 | and turn Wally FC's fortunes around. |
| 0:25.9 | Search Specsaver's |
| 0:27.0 | best, worst team on YouTube now. |
| 0:31.9 | Disgraceland is a production of Double Elvis. |
| 0:36.2 | Music Double Elvis. |
| 0:48.1 | The stories about Mariah Carey are insane. |
| 0:53.0 | Her sister drugged her and pimped her out when she was only 12 years old. |
| 0:56.4 | Her first husband hired not one but two security guards to follow her every move. Then he held her at knife point, well, a butter knife |
| 1:02.6 | in front of his friends. She lived under a microscope in a mansion full of hidden cameras and |
| 1:08.4 | recording devices. A squadron of armed guards patrolled her home. |
| 1:13.1 | That same squadron almost shot her colleagues when she disappeared for a 30-minute joyride. |
| 1:19.6 | But even when she endured an oppressive home life, no one could imprison the decade-defining |
| 1:24.9 | five-octive voice of Mariah Carey. She wrote countless number one |
| 1:30.0 | albums and number one singles while essentially in lockdown, including that undying |
| 1:35.1 | harbinger of holiday joy that starts playing the moment your Thanksgiving leftovers hit the |
| 1:40.5 | freezer. I'm talking, of course, about all I want for Christmas is you, because under |
| 1:46.2 | any circumstances, Mariah Carey made great music. Unlike that music, I played for you at the top of the |
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