4.4 • 15K Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Stassi is at the epic Vanderpump Villa with special guest Maria Georges (yes, the almost-Bachelorette), and the conversation is equal parts spooky and soul-baring. Maria shares why she turned down becoming the Bachelorette—proving the power of saying no. They swap stories on relationships (including a Travis Kelce/ Taylor Swift–style dynamic that just works), compare star signs, and laugh over the Mandela Effect moments that still blow their minds.
But the villa has its own spooky energy: gunshot echoes, ghost stories, and Maria’s very first “spooky origin story” about her lifelong love of the eerie and unknown. In true Stassi fashion, they keep it fun—laughing through childhood horror obsessions and plotting this year’s niche family Halloween costumes.
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| 0:00.0 | this is an extra special episode happy birthday to everyone who's celebrating but but also happy birthday to you. |
| 0:22.9 | Maria George's. |
| 0:24.7 | Oh, it's your birthday tomorrow. |
| 0:26.4 | Well, on the 27th, so two days. |
| 0:28.6 | In two days, whatever, it's your fucking birthday. |
| 0:30.3 | I've been starting to lead this podcast every week. |
| 0:33.0 | I've been like, I need something new. |
| 0:35.0 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:36.0 | It's not just like, hi, here I am. I've done this for like over 10 years. I used to say Dracarus bitches back during the Game of Thrones days. I've never watched, don't judge me. I've never watched Game of Thrones. Okay. I'm not like a fictional like TV show kind of girl. That's Game of Thrones. With the Dragons, right? Yes, with the dragons. I'm so sorry. Okay, girl that's Game of Thrones with the Dragons right |
| 0:54.3 | yes with the dragons I'm so sorry okay so |
| 0:57.7 | that's the one place where I feel like we differ |
| 1:00.5 | I was gonna say yeah so this is a major episode because |
| 1:03.9 | one we're at Vanderpump fucking villa |
| 1:07.6 | yeah right now mm-hmm you are a guest you are an icon we are two icons |
| 1:14.3 | sitting in an iconic room like fit for a queen it's moody as fuck we are on the like largest |
| 1:24.1 | estate I've ever stayed on absolutely incredible it's like it's straight |
| 1:29.0 | out of did you okay did you watch salt burn yeah exactly salt burn that's a perfect way |
| 1:34.1 | to describe it right so I've just been imagining every day like someone's gonna die |
| 1:40.3 | today I think we're gonna say run around naked people have have. Okay. People have. I've heard. I've heard, yes. People have. And, but I'm just like, every time I look out my window and I see a staff member or like a guest walking off alone into like one of the gardens. It's not going to end well. It's going to be you. We're going to start solving a mystery murder any day now. That's what I'm waiting for. I would love that. I was honestly hoping for it to be haunted. I'm not for sure. I feel like it is haunted. I would love that. It can't not be. This was built, what started being built in like 1792. There's no way that like it's not haunted. And listen, I'm like, I'm not, like, wanting people to die. |
| 2:20.4 | I just want to just solve. |
| 2:22.4 | I want to solve a crime. |
| 2:24.3 | Yeah. |
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