0:00.0	Sandspans Radio. Bless you.
0:04.0	Hey, fuckos, listen, your dirty boy ears up.
0:07.0	We're doing a more flopping live show for Melbourne International Comedy Festival at the European Beer Cafe on the 14th and 21st of April.
0:15.0	And don't piss your pants from pure boredom of just seeing your favorite boys on stage and no new faces,
0:21.7	because we get some people who are on us, i.e. guests on stage with us.
0:25.5	We've got Claire Sullivan, Martin Dunlop, and Reese Nicholson on the 14th,
0:29.9	and on the 21st we got Jess Perkins, Dave Warnocky, and handsomest boy in the lands, Michael Shanks.
0:35.1	If you're under 18, you shit out of luck, because it's an 18 plus event.
0:38.5	Sorry, guys, another time, perhaps.
0:40.4	Head to sanspinsradio.com, forth slash live to get your tickets.
0:44.3	Hurry up, you dirty fucking scoundrels.
0:48.2	Boom.
0:48.9	Blam.
0:49.9	Hey!
0:52.1	Everyone.
0:54.0	Welcome.
0:55.7	To today's episode of shut up a second.
0:58.5	Praise the Lord.
0:59.9	Hallelujah.
1:00.8	Not about preaching, which is very funny.
1:03.5	My name's Jackson Bailey.
1:05.2	My name is Zoe Blutter.
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