March Sadness – March 30, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2025
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Summary
- UM & MSU fall short in the NCAA tournament, Eli Zaret joins us, Bonnie Blue v. Lily Phillips, Hulk Hogan “doesn’t do” anything, more Corey Feldman whoppers on Billy Corgan’s podcast, and Stuttering John’s morning TV interview.
- Eli Zaret joins the show to recap the weekend in March Madness, Sparty’s run, Tom Izzo vs the transfer portal, Kevin Willard is full of shit, Todd Golden has no problems at all, the Tigers start 0-3 in LA, Tork rises from the ashes, the Yankees and their torpedo bats, the Red Wings are finished, the red-hot Pistons, Deion Sanders contract extension, another Georgia road incident, the elusive Mel Tucker, Caitlin Clark’s card worth big bucks, the death of Hooters and more.
- Zoey has vocal fry and hates Republicans. That includes her now ex-boyfriend.
- Avi Ben Hamo’s Tesla was vandalized… with a swastika… and he’s jewish.
- Utah bans fluoride. Measles are out of control.
- A couple chicks went a little off course during their paddle board trip… about 14 miles off course.
- Sluts: Bonnie Blue is engaged, even though she’s still married. Lily Phillips is a self described whore and it’s well documented in a new YouTube documentary “I Slept with 100 Men in One Day”. Sophie Rain is a bad influence. An “influencer” in Florida banged her dog.
- Sydney Sweeney has giant boobs and is showing them off after calling off her wedding.
- Hulk Hogan’s family is in shambles.
- James Franco is begging Seth Rogen to be his friend again, but Seth is scared.
- Impractical Joker Joe Gatto is “doing the work”.
- Snow White BOMBED again at the box office and the producer’s son blames Rachel Zegler. Jason Statham is better.
- We dive in more on Corey Feldman’s victimization with Billy Corgan
- Stuttering John did local TV in Niles, OH.
- The University of Michigan dumps DEI.
- Bill Maher has thoughts on NPR.
- Will Smith is back, baby.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Drew Lane Show. I mean, it's just, I mean, the guy is just awful. He's as boring as fuck. |
| 0:08.1 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. True Lane. I don't know who he is. You fucking old |
| 0:14.8 | bat. How do you know I'm boring as fuck if you don't know who I am? Damn it. |
| 0:22.2 | Hey, what's popping? |
| 0:23.4 | You old bat. |
| 0:31.7 | We are rocking from the deals in the D.com studios in the aftermath of a Spartan loss to Auburn, 70 to 64. |
| 0:36.2 | It was exciting down to the stretch because Mark had a six and a half point bet. |
| 0:37.1 | What a bad bee. |
| 0:38.0 | Thanks a lot, Aikins. |
| 0:39.2 | And how did that? |
| 0:41.3 | I still don't know how that happened. |
| 0:43.0 | I can't believe that happened. |
| 0:45.0 | But anyway, that's how bet it is. |
| 0:45.9 | I mean, it's fine. |
| 0:47.0 | It's the craziest shit. |
| 0:47.4 | I'll live. |
| 0:49.2 | Was it a big bet? |
| 0:51.2 | Just a little poorer, that's all. Yeah, no, it's fine. I'm still even for my whole life. |
| 0:57.5 | You and me both. |
| 0:58.6 | That's what they all say. |
| 0:59.7 | That's what all can't do you say. |
| 1:01.3 | Of course, |
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