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For Your Amusement: A Theme Park Podcast

March Madness FINALE - The Best Ride in America!

For Your Amusement: A Theme Park Podcast

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Comedy, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9990 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Welcome BACK to March Madness (in April). In this FINALE, we crown the "Best Ride in America"!


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0:00.0

Welcome to For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to exhaustively evaluate the world's most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are world class. I'm Ryan Bragara. I'm Baran Morin. And for today's episode, we continue our March Madness bracket that is definitely taking place in March, where we

0:21.0

determine the best ride in America.

0:23.4

If you saw part one, we went through all of the first round, which was excruciating.

0:29.0

And that was thank you, by the way, to all of our folks over at FYAPod.com, which is our fourth

0:34.1

wall, another version of Patreon, where they voted on those first round

0:38.1

matchups, as well as Byron and I, each having a vote. There were 16 matchups, 32 teams total.

0:44.6

The seed was determined by average wait time. The top seed had the number one seed. The top seat

0:50.1

had the number one seed. The highest average wait time was the number one seed, which was

0:54.5

battle at the ministry. And the lowest average wait time had the 32 seed. And that was the studio

1:01.0

tour. As such, the one seed played the 32 seed, the two seed played the 31 seed and so on and so on and

1:06.3

so on. And we had some surprising upsets, namely, the two we just mentioned.

1:13.8

You can't have a March Madness without some upsets, right? That's correct.

1:14.3

Battle at the ministry taken down by the studio tour, which we have, we're filming these

1:20.5

back to back.

1:21.3

So we have no idea what the comments are going to be like and how you guys have reacted.

1:25.4

Or if you, you've thought we've committed some sort of crime against humanity which is you know more than fair but very quickly we could run through these oh no we're going to run through these matchups right now you've saw the last episode so you know what the matchups are but we're going to run through them one by one because we are shooting this uh you know that we're running through this second round after, right after

1:45.3

the first round, we can't have the benefit of FYA pod voting to help us to give us an extra

1:51.1

vote. So if Byron and I can't decide on one of these rides or these teams to move on. That seems

1:57.8

inevitable, by the way. There's no way we're going to agree on every single one of these for the remaining

2:02.1

rounds.

2:02.6

I'm going to literally just go through my phone and call every content creator I know. Whoever picks up, they could help us break the tie. So I have no idea who's going to join us on the show today. But yes, this has been a crazy experience. and I think without further ado,

2:18.2

why don't we just go ahead

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