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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

March 5th 2021

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2021

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Check out Friday, March 5th Episode Of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0

What the? Welcome Billy Madison show. I got a log on. What you got log on to what? Well, we're on Facebook live. Yeah, uh, it's Billy Madison show Facebook page.

0:13.6

I just can't wait to see what the comments are going to be. No, no, no, no, come on. Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh, my God, because you're sexualizing me.

0:33.5

You're sexualizing me. I took the stairs. I'm trying to live a healthy life. They're always saying the ants take the stairs. I take the stairs. It's a thousand degrees in the building.

0:42.5

Bill is looking hot. I should have said a word. You shouldn't have. Now you don't need to go to Facebook. You don't. Somebody screenshot it. Bill looking jacked. It's over looking jacked. It's over. I don't even go to the gym. Look at them back muscles. How are you seeing my back muscles? It's got a deep cut. But the camera on my back. Yeah, the camera. The camera. The camera. Don't work right here. It's on my ass. Yeah, it's behind me.

1:12.5

So it's a back cam. This is some sort of smut that you guys are pedaling. This is some sort of smut. Yeah, that's weird. Right. It was a. Well, you always had to rewind that video folks. You don't. You can just let it go. Bill is looking. Bill is looking like a smoke. It's just how you know all these people are booing now. The whole booing. Well, you can blame Derek. I don't even know we're on camera. You look at say now. You're a big sweater. Oh, God. This one's

1:42.5

a little big. I ordered the wrong size. Right. All right. And I don't like it. Matchy-matchy on my pants, but they're whatever. So you know, the elevator's worked though. You don't have to take the stairs. You know, but you know, they're always like take the stairs. Yeah. I mean, I got. I got used to it. Yeah. Okay. So now I just want to take the stairs. So now that's like part of your part of my day. Do you feel awake? Because like, don't you like when you do stuff like that? Like you kind of wake up. Yeah. Yeah, it does. Wakes me up. Yeah, because you almost got like a little workout in. That's right. Well, I'm sorry.

2:12.5

Good. I ruined it. You did. Bill was in studio with the camera. He was in one of them like a douchey gold shirts. You know, yeah. Hey, I'm buff. I got a sweater that goes under this sweater. Yeah. It just so happened that it's a thousand degrees. No, for sure. For sure. Take it off. I mean, your body is a macula though. It really is just insane. I eat. I'm saying comments. Can I just say like because I don't see your body a lot because you wear these big ass clothes, but like, bro, you are freaking jacked.

2:42.5

Like you are muscles on muscles on muscles. I wouldn't say that. Like I got every now and then. Wow. You got a great body. Okay. John, if you see anything, I really do. Look, I gave you a compliment. You don't have a great body. Don't say it, John.

2:56.5

Oh, he wants to say it. Don't say it. Don't say it, man. Don't say it, sir. You got a sweater on too. Yeah, it's good. Look at his body. Let's talk about John's body. Right. All right, John, you take your shirt off. Yeah, you take your shirt off.

3:12.3

For the people. Let's me give the people something. Right. We need some back in here now. There you go. Oh, there it is. That's a deal with the hair sweater. Yeah. Move over to this side, John. Wow. Look at that hair. Wow. Wow. The hair on his back is insane. He has lost some weight though. Yeah, it looks like. I will say his belly has slimmed down for sure. That's rowdy. I'm back to being the fastest. We get to be shirtless.

3:42.2

On the show. Yeah, what you did say if we get to number one, we're shirtless. Yeah, you could be shirtless. No, you said everybody. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, because we were number one for the whole year. Hey, John, come here. So

3:56.7

next year. Oh, yeah. Well, that's for this year right here. Okay. I know you're on camera now. People can see you. Wow. People to be able to see. Look at that. The

4:05.9

hairiness of John. Show him your back. I would take John's body. What? I mean, I would. Like, John has your textbook dad bought. He does. He has

4:19.6

like a little belly. He slimmed it down. I'll give him credit. He was. He was getting out. He would take that hair. I would take that. Yeah,

4:29.1

would take that back. I girls liked that. No, the hair on the shoulders. Yeah. Yeah, no girls like that. No,

4:35.7

they don't. He's on camera right now. He's looking. Look, John, look, he's looking kind of hot. I think girls are

4:40.6

gonna dig it. Yeah, he's a man. Yeah, look at that. Look at that. Oh, wow. He's back here. There's a delay. So I'm just

4:47.5

they'll see it. Oh, wait, people are saying it. I don't know. Maybe that's, I don't know what that is. Oh,

4:54.6

people are doing throw up face. Also, people don't like girls don't like that. No, remember we read that girls

5:01.6

like abs. They just lie. Right, right. But I thought that they would like the hair at least. No, they don't like

5:06.6

hair. They're like shoulder hair. Yeah, like back hair because they want to put their hands on your back

5:11.7

in the missionary and they don't want to feel hair. Where wolf? Well, wolf. Yeah, it's like planted

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