March 5th 2020

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2020

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Check out Thursday, March 5th episode of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0	Yes, coming up in the program, so William Shatner, Captain Kirk getting a divorce, but good news is he gets the horse seaman.
0:08.0	A wife admits that her husband is ugly.
0:11.0	Is your partner not that good looking, but you still love them?
0:13.6	We have a brand new deadbeat dad call.
0:16.0	Do you know what an almost affair is?
0:18.0	Find out.
0:19.0	That's all coming up.
0:21.0	Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. The show starts in five, four, three, two, one.
0:46.2	Good morning class.
0:48.0	Say hello to Billy Madison.
0:49.8	Hello Billy Madison. You want me to take my shirt off on?
0:54.0	No, thank you.
0:55.0	Okay, David.
0:56.0	What uh, midges.
0:59.0	Got a brand new Den Be Dead Call coming up.
1:02.0	Less than two hours away from that.
1:04.0	Yep, bro, I'm looking at the news and this coronavirus.
1:09.0	So Washington County with 39 coronavirus cases advises all of its 2.2 million
1:15.9	residents to work from home and tells everyone over 60 to stay indoors.
1:21.7	Okay. While state officials urge primary voters not to lick their ballots.
1:26.6	Okay.
1:27.2	Oh, listen, it, like I said, you say,
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