March 3rd 2020
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2020
⏱️ 167 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up in the program, Outrage as YouTube Beauty Influencer tells viewers her hands hurt after beating the crap out of her sobbing two-year-old daughter for ruining her makeup. |
| 0:09.6 | Dude claims that he can unlock his phone with his severed thumb. |
| 0:13.0 | A vegan runner is upset about the smell of barbecue in the neighborhood, |
| 0:16.5 | and the dude popped holes in his girlfriend's condom. |
| 0:19.0 | That's all coming up. Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention |
| 0:30.0 | your attention please the show starts in five, four, three, two, one. |
| 0:46.0 | Good morning class. |
| 0:47.8 | Say hello to Billy Madison. |
| 0:49.7 | Hello Billy Madison. You want me take my shirt off on? |
| 0:54.0 | No, thank you. |
| 0:55.0 | Okay, J |
| 0:55.7 | Do you want to kick it off with a good dog story? |
| 0:59.8 | I love dogs. |
| 1:00.8 | Okay. |
| 1:01.8 | Nothing like a nice dog story. |
| 1:03.6 | Do you know why dogs have cold noses? |
| 1:06.6 | No. |
| 1:07.6 | No. |
| 1:08.6 | Well, man's best friend uses snout as ultra-sensitive heat sensor, that way it can detect other small mammals |
| 1:16.4 | just a few feet away and can kill them and eat them. |
| 1:19.2 | Okay. |
| 1:20.2 | So that's why your adorable sweet dog has got that wet nose so it can kill other animals. |
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