March 30th 2022

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Gym Weirdos - Are padded bra's a lie? - Mom makes 300k a year rating wieners - Women are catching up to men financially - Do women get skidmarks?

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0:00.0	This woman, she goes, my best friend slept with my dad, so they all, you know, I guess
0:21.9	they're in their 20s or something and they go on vacation with this girl's dad.
0:26.6	Yeah.
0:27.6	So they go on vacation and during the vacation, the dad banger friend.
0:34.6	Oh, man, oh, oh, man, that is weird.
0:40.9	I think that's a bad friend, I think it's a really bad dad.
0:45.4	Yeah, that's a bad dad too.
0:47.5	Okay, everybody says, there's being a father having a daughter.
0:51.8	You can't bang her friends.
0:53.2	It's weird.
0:54.8	It's so weird.
0:55.8	Like maybe in my younger years, you think about, oh, yeah, if you have a daughter, you
1:00.5	daughter turns 18.
1:01.5	You got, you know, on 18 year old friends, yeah, but then when your, when your kid starts
1:06.6	to get older, like my kids 14, yeah, and so then it's like, 18's not that far off.
1:11.6	And you're like, God, that would just be like, what a creep you'd be.
1:16.4	I don't, I don't see any other way around it.
1:18.0	I know people probably think it's probably cool.
1:20.2	To me, it just seems weird.
1:22.5	Seems dirty.
1:23.5	It just seems weird.
1:24.5	You know, that's probably not the reaction people thought I would have, but it's just,
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